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Hell In A Handbag

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Me: “That will be 17.50, please.” Customer: “Are you a Christian, dear?” Me: “Why do you ask?” Customer: “Are you?” Me: “Well, no. Why do […]

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… And We Wonder Why Everyone Hates Us

April 15, 2019 admin 0

Customer: “Are you Hispanic?” Me: “No.” Customer: “Middle Eastern?” Me: “No.” Customer: “Egyptian?” Me: “No.” Customer: “What are you?” Me: “Chinese.” (customer puts on offended […]

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A Heady Proposition

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Customer: “I have a big problem. You cut off my head!” Me: “I’m sorry? How did I cut off your head?” (The customer shows me […]

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Tail

April 15, 2019 admin 0

What did the dog say to the driver who was driving behind him? Get off my tail!